I wrote earlier in the year about the B word and why it wouldn't really affect my business. The Hallowe'en deadline for leaving the EU has passed and still there's no break in the deadlock.
Mr Johnson has been accused of telling lies and if that's true then he's sailing pretty close to the wind as far as Santa's naughty list is concerned! He's a brave man.
My daughter is already looking up at the house alarm sensors on the wall and even she knows that when they blink red Santa is watching.
Those festive fun loving folks in the European Parliament have now extended the deadline until the New Year so that we can put all the division and arguing aside and we can all enjoy a Brexit-free Christmas. I think that's really thoughtful of them.
And what do our politicians decide?
Let's have a General Election in the month of Christmas for the first time in like a million years!!
Are they nuts! Don't get me wrong I'm all for a bit of political discourse. Politics in the UK has never been this interesting.
But, don't mess with Christmas!
The festive run up is one of my favourite times of year. It's a time when everyone seems to be less distracted by the normal every day mundane stuff. People are wearing flashing Santa earrings and gaudy Christmas jumpers to work. Houses are bedecked in fairy lights and projections of Christmas trees and snowmen. There's a different spirit in the air!
But, there's tons to do prior to the big day and my list (compiled and ever-amended by Mrs C) is growing by the hour.
And of course it's a hectic time for Life of Grime and if last year is anything to go by I'll be flat out to get everyone's oven cleaned before the festive cooking onslaught and I'll still have a waiting list for cancellations!
So with all that to consider this Winter, people of Fife and The Lothians, you have a big decision to make. Do you want a clean oven for Christmas!
34 cleaning days to go YOU decide!
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